Tuesday 3 July 2012

#69StrokesOfRob


Hey, heteros and Bi's... Guys why are you reading this? Remove your eyes right this minute, you unwashed goats. I guess curiosity kills the cat, NO Rspca.

Where do I start? What a long day it was. I was at home, took off my bra as most of us ladies do after a long days work, what a relief. I took my hair out of its bun and ran my fingers through it, it felt so orgasmic. My boss had pissed me off that day as usual with his chauvinistic remarks, funny thing is he’s got a midget dick, I guess he over compensates for the areas in which he’s lacking. I know you’re thinking how do I know whether he’s packing or not? Well hey, it was one wet morning, he called me into his office. As I entered. Hold on wait, can I have your word that what you read in this blog stays here? Can I? In fact I’ll come to this at a later stage.

So as I was running my fingers through my hair my phone rang, I looked at the screen and it was Rob, My mind automatically went back to last week, I could still feel him in my stomach. When I went to work the following day my colleagues said I had a spring in my step, just reminiscing how it felt having his lips on my other lips, the way I quivered, had my body shaking like a misfiring engine. Just thinking about it is making my cat dribble. Sorry, didn’t mean to digress. I let it ring for a few seconds and timed it just as it was going to enter voicemail. “Hi babe”, to which he replied in his deep sensual tone, “Hi ribbon”. That’s his nickname for me, when we first had sex I tied him up with some ribbons and since then, that’s what he’s called me. I replied “What are you doing tonight?” to which he said “I’m coming to fill you up”. Now my man was coming to stay at mine. Don’t you dare try and judge me; he cheated on me a year ago and guess what? He can’t fuck. He proper trapped me. When we met each other he told me he didn’t want to have sex with me just yet, so I got to know him, fell in love and then he revealed his second belly button, I didn’t know what to do or say. I assumed the sex would get better but it never, so here I am and to make things worse, yes you’ve guessed he's my boss.

So I told Rob that I would come to his. I jumped in the shower, washed the long day off me and dried myself. I went into my draw, put on my Vickie secrets; Kurt Geiger’s and grabbed my Mack. I’d never done this before; well I had, the day I caught my man cheating. I was on the way to his to surprise him on his birthday. I was meant to finish work late but I thought I’d surprise him as I had finished early, silly me, I turned up to his.

Please bear with me; I well up every time I think of that night.  I just can’t believe he had the audacity to cheat with a penis his size. Rumour is his ex used to call him tampon man because whenever they had sex she couldn’t feel anything.  I will come back to Marvin and his cheating ways at a later stage.

So I left my house in nothing but my thong, heels and Mack. The breeze felt good. Ladies if you’ve never gone to a man’s house with nothing but a Mack on, what are you waiting for? I jumped in Marvin’s car and made my way to Robs. As I drove, I was getting wet, just thinking of him sliding in and out of me, him grabbing my hair and spanking my ass. He loves the way I ride him. He loves it when I sit down slowly on his dick and then come up fast, sit down slow and then come up hard. I love the way he farks me, the way he takes charge and takes control. I had Janet Jacksons ‘Anytime Anyplace’ playing in the car which wasn’t helping much as that was the song in which I came when he kissed that special cut of mine.

Knock knock, as he opened the door I pushed him against the wall like he was an ic3 that had just been spotted by a set of cops. I dropped to my knees and used my teeth to undo his belt; I could feel the bulge in his jeans, I began to breathe deep. I slowly pulled his boxers down and used my tongue to massage his head I then put his semi hard dick in my mouth, I could feel it growing in my mouth, I love that feeling. He began to start breathing deep as I stared in his eyes from where I was. The kitty began dribbling; I could feel it dripping down my inner thigh. Now his dick was hard, freezer meat hard. I moved closer to him, I wanted to feel him in my throat, I love that gagging feeling. I could taste the pre cum in my mouth. His leg started shaking, I could feel he was going to erupt, he told me to stop. He picked me up, walked me through his corridor and threw me on his bed. 

He has satin sheets; he had left the window open so you can imagine how cold they felt. He violently undone my buttons and threw my Mack on the floor. He went into the draw, took out his hand cuffs and tied me to his metal framed head board. At this point I was soaking wet, dripping, just thinking about what he was about to do to me. He started kissing on my neck, I started shaking, and my toes clenched into a fist as his tongue ran its way in between my breast and made his way to my naval. He then put his fingers inside my warm wet pussy, took them out and put them in his mouth as he looked me in my eyes and said “I want to taste you on my tongue”. I could feel the chakras lighting up. I could feel my body tensing up. He then used his tongue to lick my clit. I completely froze up, began to scream. I couldn't take anymore. I could feel my walls begin to involuntarily contract. He then...

And that's all folks, don't be getting any ideas. I don't go down only the mother of my kids will get the strongBOW and I cant last more than 3 minutes. Yes you read right 3 minutes. The average man ejaculates in 4 mins, so if you're man reading this, live your life dawg. Don't worry ladies the foreplay is lengthy, plus I will fling you in numerous positions to confuse you. Why do you think I stopped having sex to music? I used to come before the track two would start. 

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