Tuesday 30 August 2011

"Who's That Andre?", She's JUST A Friend Babes.

Howdy partners, hope you enjoyed your bank holiday? Well welcome to another edition of my infamous blogs. Would you like the good news or bad news 1st?... Well I'll give you the bad news 1st, this will be my last blog, no please don't break down, you're not a Punto, it's OK, all is not lost. It will be my last blog because I am going to be writing a book. So I need to take time out and cannon it together, so like a man who cant get it up, please bear with me.

Now to the topic at hand. Can men and women be platonic friends? hmmmmmmmm. Let me get my science hat on and dissect this matter.

Can A Man And Woman Be Platonic Friends?

The word platonic was brought about by a philosopher called Plato. Platonic is a emotion/feeling towards someone that is non-sexual, as in the person has no sexual desires towards that individual. Which in turn means one has no lustful thoughts for that person.

Lust according to the oxford dictionary is:
noun
[mass noun]
  • strong sexual desire:he knew that his lust for her had returned
  • [in singulara passionate desire for something:lust for power

verb

[no object]
  • have strong sexual desire for someone:he really lusted after me in those days
Yes they can be platonic friends, they sure can. It is possible for two people not to lust after each other as long one deems the other party butters. The only way two people who are of the opposite sex can be platonic friends is if one of the parties has written the other person off in their head. For instance, a woman may find me attractive, she may think I'm the boom diggy but then she discovers I have two kids (Disclaimer: The only Bm's I deal with are German vehicles, 6's preferably) that may be a deal breaker for her, so therefore she can be my friend as she has no interest in me.

When your legs go up and make an ass of you, there is no way we can be friends. I will smash.

Now where the problem lies, is that I may fancy her and If that be so, the advice I give her as a 'friend' may be warped, for the fact that I like her. So any advice she requires about men I will make sure I get my square chicken on and cock block nicely. If I as a man fancy you, why am I going to lead you into the arms of another man, my name is not Dillon McSweeney.

It is an innate propensity that man and woman come together for mating purposes, it is natural for a man to fancy a woman and vice versa, it's society, morals and ethics that has got some people curbing these sexual desires. The sex urge is enough to ensure that man and woman meet for the reproduction of species. This instinct operated way before man experienced love, devotion and marital loyalty.

If you look at the female or male friends around you, the only reason why you probably are friends is because you don't deem them sexually attractive, they are a butters, they look like they are stuck in evolution, or look like a baboons bottom. It is innate for two people who are attracted to each other to want to mate. It is natural. The only reason why the two of them wouldn't is because of negating circumstances.

Ladies could you really just be platonic friends with a guy like this? Really.

A woman may find a man attractive but may not go there simply for the fact that he is broke or he is not on the same financial bracket as she is. So she refuses to unevenly yolk herself. However, the sexual attraction will still be present, so one can say she has him on layaway. Some would call it a di3k in a jar, just waiting to be cracked open.

I as a man can tell you this for free, I have some females in my life that I consider my friend, not associate, friend. There are some I wouldn't sleep with and the only reason I wouldn't is because I don't deem them attractive or they themselves have written me off. Either they don't think they could cope with me being their man or they know my thoughts on dating women with kids or they simply don't find me attractive. If two people find each other attractive there has to be a reason why they wont sleep with each other. If you're my friend and I find you attractive, just know that I will slip it in, if I was given the chance, YES I WOULD. Man would penetrate, I would put my magic wand inside your circus and begin performing tricks. Friends my ass, if I find you attractive and I don't deem you to be broken, as in damaged goods, I will pierce, the only empathy I hold are for women who are hurting, other than that,  I will sex you up, you better believe that. It's nothing long, in fact it is long, long like a ruler, just thought I'd straighten things out. Ladies I can tell you this for free, most, if not all the men around you who fancy you, would most likely slip it in, if you gave them the chance. Don't be fooled, if you're their type, they will press them keys, no locksmith.

I remember there was one time, I changed my relationship status on facebook to 'in a relationship', the way my inbox got battered. It was hilarious, couple girls were like "you're kidding right?". Girls who I assumed were just friends, were like "ermmmmmm whats going on ere?". Two girls deleted me, assuming it was true, so I guess they didn't want to see my face anymore. A lot of females will be nice to you, even help you with things, these things at times are in aid of trying to get you to like them. When a woman is helpful and puts herself out for me, I am grateful but in the back of my mind I'm thinking, hmmmmmmmmmm. Are you this helpful to everyone? Or is it because you want the ting? People are not generally nice for no reason, yes some folks are genuine but we live in a world of Mr and Mrs Intentional, HI Nato.

Want to learn a bit about Mr Intentional, click the video. 

There have been couple girls who I have had around me who have fallen back like Neyo's hairline when they realised I wasn't interested in them like the way they were in me.

There is one girl I know who fancies the pants off one guy but he made the mistake of telling her that he has hit a woman before, that automatically put him in the friends zone, he got relegated nicely, do you catch my drift? For two people to be friends there has to be something that works against them doing the dirty. For a woman to be a mans friend who she fancies, there has to be something blocking them from doing the ting. If not they will at some point plank on each other.

Get in there me old son.

There's Nothing Wrong In My Partners Best Friend Being Of The Opposite Sex?

You know your partners type, right? If he/she is your partners type it is in your best interest to severe that relationship, even if it's for your own peace of mind. You know me, I say it as it is. Yeah I'm dark skin but I have mixed race vision, I see things as black and white. The more you spend time with somebody, the more you become fond of them, all it takes is that one night and it's tick tick boom boom pow, he may strike his match on her box and 'lighter' up.. Attraction is attraction, you can't deny it. I know of women who have slept with their best friends man, yes I kid you not. From when she fancies your man, she might go there. It's attraction. I have slept with friends, friends in the past. When a girl finds you attractive, it will take a lot to curb her sexual desires. This "men and women can be friends" thing, is a myth as far as I am concerned. It only really works if both parties find each other unattractive, other than that, I am sorry it is a lie, a big fat juicy one. My girl will not be having a close male friend that looks like me. Hell to the udder tucking no, so when she needs someone to talk to, she can go to his house, put her head on his shoulders, then end up putting her legs over his shouldersI'm OK thanks. I may be special but I am not special needs. I know what most men are like, sex is on the front, back and behind of their mind. In my hay days, I have been that crying shoulder. First you start patting her head, telling her it will be alright, then you start rubbing her shoulders which ends up turning into a massage, she then looks you in the eye and gives you puppy eyes and then boom boom pow she's riding my black eyed pod of peas. Not every women will fall for these antics but one has to be careful. Intimate situations may lead to intimacy.

This is a scene from the film 'The Best Man' where Taye Diggs and Nia Long are meant to be 'friends', click the link and see what happens.

Why You Vex Andre, I Only Gave Him My Pin, He's Not a Fraudster?

Giving a man your pin, is like locking your front door but leaving your windows open. Please don't fool yourself. Unless your exchanging contact details for business purposes, lets be serious. He has not taken your pin to be friends with you, lets not be naive. That's how some of you girls believe a man when he says he wont come inside you, then he arrives and parks his mandem in your chambers, now your eggs have to 'semen'. I come to you in the name of "Ram amandeep", unless it's for networking purposes as in business. He is not taking your number to be your friend and even if it is for business, if you are his type he will most likely want to slip it in. However a business man who puts money before women will seal the business deal 1st and then do the deed. Not every man is controlled by his penis. Some have learnt that you can't chase money and chase women at the same time, one will get away. There are women around me who I deem attractive but I wont sleep with them because I need them. I know if we sex, it may fark things up, now this is the other side of the matter. When money is involved some men who are serious about their cheddar have matured so they wont go there, they are greater than that. Once again there is something stopping them from doing the do. Unless it is for networking purposes under no circumstances should a man or woman be giving their pin or number out. And the way things are going with social networks, adding someone on twitter is just as bad. Some men are like a bureau de change they will convert your pin into a pound (beat). A good strike-her has the ability to convert from almost anything. Once the contact is made, it is made.

Why You Vex Lisa, It Was Just A Dance?

Just a dance? Hmmmmmm, just a dance yeah? Ok. I don't know about you but I don't dance with people that I deem to be unattractive, ermmmmm nope sorry. She can go and face the wall. If I ever caught my girl dancing with some dude in a club, I will tear off her eyebrow. I have seen women dismiss a man because he favoured Mark Morrison. Maybe in a Kizomba class or a Salsa class you may dance with someone you don't deem attractive but not in an 'Urban' rave. Nope I am sorry, how can you have a man and be allowing a next man to rub his wand on your bum? Let's be real. You might as well say you're having dry sex. You think I could walk into a place and see my missus skinning out to dumpa truck on someone she deems as her friend. Does she want to lose a breast?  I will call a dumper truck to come to the house and come and collect her stuff. Pause and ask yourself this, when was the last time you danced with someone you deemed unattractive? If you did, the situation was an anomaly or was out of pity.

It is foul play to allow another man to be scrubbing you when you have a man, P45's will be issued on site. The amount of times I have been out and I have been scrubbing a woman and then I discover she has a man, I'm like "what the fark?" How are you letting me do this to you and you have a man?

And lads lets be real, we do not approach girls to dance if we think they look precious *pun intended*.

Her and I could be friends no problem.

So What Are You Saying Dear.Rob? Are You Saying Men And Women Can't Be Platonic Friends? Say It Ain't So. 

With the definition of what a platonic friend is, yes they can be platonic friends as long as they do not find each other attractive and there are reasons why they have written that individual off. With men and women it differs. One of the main reasons why a man wouldn't bone a woman is because he needs her for business purposes. I know a few men who run businesses who have hot members of staff, they wont go there as they don't want it to interfere with their projects. I know men who are landlords who have hot tenants as friends, they wont sleep with them because they dont want them one day trying to default payment. Once one becomes familiar it often breeds contempt. Obviously there are men out there who are faithful so wouldnt sleep with a friend because of this, however if that girl put it on him, I don't know what the outcome would be. It's very hard for a man to refuse sex on a plate, very hard, many men have refused it but it will be extremely difficult if you find that woman attractive.

Even when it comes to giving advice in regards to helping a friend out, if I fancy you, I am not going to give you advice that will favour the guy that likes you, hell no. I will sabotage. That's why I always say that women should seek advice from men who are genuinely platonic and have your best interest at heart. If the said dude fancies you, his opinion will most likely be bias.

So if you want a yes or a no answer for; "can men and women be friends?" I will categorically say NO. As the mating instinct is the reason why male and female species come together. It is an innate propensity. If you are attracted to someone you can only curb it for so long.

Think of the hot friends you have around you, there are reasons why you haven't jumped them but that doesn't stop you having lustful thoughts. It only takes a glitch in the matrix, for a man to forget his morals and become a freeman.

Might I add, most of the sexual encounters that are acted upon happen in the work place, it's an easy excuse for one another to be talking. We all remember what happened with Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. Lets just say she knew how to make the president stand to attention.

I never had sexual relations with that woman, I never made Monica moan in a car.

Oh and one of the best ways to let a friend know that you're not interested in them is by asking them for advice on other members of the opposite sex, that will soon put a nail in the coffin.

If you're looking for a man to complete you, you've missed the whole point.




Sunday 21 August 2011

If I Sleep With Him, Will He Respect Me In The Morning?


Heya, heya, heya heya. It's me again, back like an unwanted ex, you ladies must hate it when a ex who farked up tries to wiggle his way back in, bloodyclart worm.

Anywho, with a much a do about nothing lets get tucked in and put this matter to bed.

DEAR.ROB, The Cat's Purring, Sheba Is Crying Out For Him.

Looking at a man and getting cold shivers is commonplace, it's what a fine boy with one pimple can do to you. 

Feel free , go an take the batteries out the sky remote and ramp with your rabbit.

The question is, what to do with this lasciviousness? Well, well, well, give him the cat init. I kid, I kid, I kid. Before even sleeping with a man you have to ask yourself one thing. " Will we be able to stand If I fell pregnant for him? Does he have the resources to maintain a family? "YOU SEE THAT GUY YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH, CAN HE AFFORD TO HAVE KIDS? IF NOT, WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH HIM?" *puts megaphone down*.



Her: You're such a wasteman, Him: But you still slept with me.


Yes Sheba may be yearning for him, yes the butterflies may be swirling in your stomach but seriously. Can this dude that is making Sheba salivate raise a family if you were to get pregnant? *chomp on that for a hot Nigerian minute*. 



Before we even address the point of "Will he respect me in the morning?". Ask yourself another question, are you respecting your womb? Are you aware that 4/10 pregnancies are unplanned? She's calling him a pussio and he's calling her derk head, oh the irony. And for no minute am I putting the blame on women but as history has proved a man can do an Osama Bin Hidingblow your belly up and leave you with the aftermath and there will be nothing DR.Dre can do it about it.

OK, DEAR.ROB, Everything Seems In Cheque, Can I Let Him Make A Deposit Into My Account?

Never ever sleep with a man on what he has told you, like 50 centmany men are salesmen, they will pitch you, promise you the world and then give you an atlas. Well hey, he did as he promised. 

OK, you can stop whining now, here you go, I did promise you the world didn't I.


Please I come to you in the name of Iqbal Jahasaphat of the seven seas and treacherous waters, never ever sleep with a man on his words, never ever. Oh and if you're wondering who Iqbal is, his picture is below.
IqbalJahasaphat.
Sleep with a man on your onus. Sleep with him when you feel comfortable in doing so. Some men have a silver tongue, and they wont even use it to go down on you. Certain man will tell you they love you, just to get a slice of the cake. Some men will tell you that they will blow you up in the bedroom, this time they're nothing more than a bomb threat. A tick tick with no boom boom pow. The discipline some men put into trapping Sheba, if they put the same zeal into their careers they wouldn't have to chase the cat and end up with it getting stuck up a tree. 


If you sleep with a man on what he has said to you, you may end up falling and if he hasn't got a parachute for you, what next? The 1st thing on most (not all) men's minds when they see a fine specimen of a wombmans venturing across the abyss on a fine summers day is SEX, SEX, SEX. From the moment some men get your number they are writing their contingency plan, their thesis on how they will attack the cat. They are forming their rap, so that they can get the beat and not be left with an accapella. In order to get the cat, some men have to make an impression, while some men are impressionable. Two different things. A man who has to sing a Donnel Jones rendition to try and get to Sheba is trying to make an impression, the men who let their credentials speak for them are impressionable. The truth does not meed a mouth piece to speak for it.  


Before you become clumsy and drop your draws, ask yourself "what do I want from this?" Is it just sex or do I actually want him as my man? This is simply for you, has nothing to do with the man. If a man sole intention is to JUST BLAZE and make you a beat, whatever you have conjured up in your head is irrelevant. This is just to get your own mind into perspective as to whether you intend to affix your emotions or not. This is the ultimate decider I believe, on whether you get hurt or not. Sex is serious ting when a man knows how the reach the cervix. "Dick power be no joke oh". When a man can leave your left leg shaking and leave your kitty cat throbbing the next day for some more action, "it be no small ting". Good dick will get you hooked like a crack fiend. 
Di3k the new crack. Karen is currently being rehabilitated, all is well she should be out next week.
Certain men will not care whether you can swim or not, they will feel no way drowning you with their backstroke. As stated only free up the cat when you feel comfortable. I will let you into a secret, if you have already told a man he is not getting the cat and he some how twangs you into getting it, it will put you at a disadvantage as he now knows that you can be coerced into having sex which may mean that some next man could also do the same. Stick to your guns, if you've told him no, no is no. Don't deceive yourself by letting him kiss you, don't let him get a stroke of the fanjita. It's better you stick to your guns than giving him the satisfaction that he was able to wiggle his worm into your apple

Can I hit it in the morning? No C.Brown, " but will you respect me?"

I had the unfortunate circumstance of reading a book by a man who was saying that women should implement a 90 day rule in regards to having sex with a man. So in other words a woman should make a man wait 3 months before allowing him to make a deposit in her princess purse. Now what I would like to know, is what that proves? Is this supposed to make a man respect you more? Well I beg to differ. If you're a bit of a loose goose and he does his HPI check on you, you making him wait one year doesn't make a difference. Sorry there ain't no born again virgins round her mate. If the 3 months is to see whether he is interested in you, or to see whether he has self control, I ask you one question, are you going to smell his fingers and his penis every time he walks through the door? I will let you in on something, when some men chat up women they are already tucking someone in on the side, they are already hitting their balls into the back of the net. So whilst some men are waiting to get the cat, they are more than likely stroking someone else's in the mean time. So you making him wait means Nathan, it doesn't prove he is a gentleman. I know many a man who have taken a girl on a date, dropped her home and then drove to Sandra's to give her the pipe. When a man meets a girl, more time he knows what his intentions are for her. Men are not indecisive by nature. It wasn't a mistake as to why you remained a link. It's your character that matters. Put it this way, if your HPI check comes back with discrepancies, as stated earlier you making me wait means narda. All I would say to you is that if you want to encourage a man to take you serious avoid sleeping with him on the 1st night but even in doing this, If your character is good, he can and may hold unto you. 

The respect doesn't only come from the act of sex, it comes from your background check. If a man knows you're a bit of a loose goose, loose goose meaning you sleep with more than one man on the same cycle, no pushbike or you get treated like pass the parcel, as in you've slept with numerous men in the same camp/scene. As stated you making him wait is irrelevant. Yes there are men out there who will wife these girls but an exception to the rule does not disprove it

You can make a man wait 5 weeks for the sex, remember women tend to find it hard to go back financially when it comes to dating and men tend to find it hard to go back sexually. If the sex is wack you making him wait may leave you at a disadvantage because now you've grown feelings for dude and he no longer wants to play with kitty. Just a bit of food for thought. 



That myth that the longer you make a man wait the more he will respect you is nonsense as far as I am concerned. There are men in this world who may say the duration matters that is because they've always had to wait, that being because women most probably didn't find them sexually attractive, so it was their personality that grew on them, No Mark Morrison. 


Watch the  link, it's a clip from 'Love Jones'.  It's important to build a rapport with a man, this leads to gaining respect.
Men shouldn't confuse the two. A woman making you wait doesn't necessarily mean that she is a good girl, she may simply not fancy you like that. Just remember "the same girl that you treat nice, next man have just run thru". For every pretty girl back on the market, just remember someone was tired of shagging her. Sounds harsh but it's reality. If I would give any advice on whether he would respect you in the morning I would say it boils down to the man, as not every man is the same. So I would say that the best thing to do is to avoid sleeping with a man on the first night if you actually see any potential in him. If it's just sex you require, pfffttt go ahead do your thing, what ever puts a jam in your doughnut. As I have continuously stressed it's your character and HPI check that will determine whether a man will respect you. In my experience and talking with the many dogs I have had the pleasure of mingling with, this is what has become a reality.

With all the above said, bare this in mind, there's something some of us men call 'the chat', 'the chat' is that lengthy conversation you have with a woman which opens the floodgates, 'that chat' that basically seals the beat. 'That chat' that when you hang up you actually don't realise you was talking for that long. It's 'that chat' where, even you as a female are like "hmmmmmmmmmmmm, I like this guys flavour". 



Think back to 'that chat' that you have had with a guy that put you at ease, that conversation where you put your mitts down and finally dropped your guard and decided that you want to see whats in his boxers. It's 'that chat' that is needed to give a guy confidence that you've actually attempted to get to know him. You can't expect a guy to respect you when you are sleeping with him and you don't even know what he does for a living, where he lives, ETC. There are some fundamentals that you as a woman should now about a man before you open sesame and let him put his big bird in your play centre. Well Julia knows best, Man I'm giving away to much here (bet that went over head). You've got to have 'that conversation', don't forget 'that conversation'. Very important.

So in closing, I say.

Let me pose a question, errmmmmm where has getting to know someone actually got us? Can we ever really get to know someone? Do people not change? What does getting to know someone mean? After you know his name, age, what he does for a living, whether he has kids, whether he is packing ( no vacation ) after you've known the fundamentals what really is there left to know? We as men can play 'Perfect Paul' and take you on strolls down the Damascus Road prior to getting the cat, it's after then, that you may realise that things aren't always black and white and see his true colours
It's in a humans disposition to act in a way that will favour them at the beginning. Hence why many a man will get the job and then get sacked, why is that? Yes there are some people who are genuine but that you will never know until you take the risk. 
Sleep with a man on your onus not on what he has said to you. Making a man wait three months doesn't mean ish, that's if you're using this as method to gauge whether he can curb his sex urge. I am bold enough to say that most men are beating something on the side and I don't mean a talking drum, OK Fella ( bet you missed the pun there). If you want to get to know a guy before sleeping with him by all means do so to satisfy YOURSELF, yes I said YOURSELF. If a mans intention is to do uninsured driver on you and hit and run, he will.


Click the link and listen to the song. This is why you need to be clear what you want.
After speaking to few of the lads today I will leave you with this. Don't sleep with a guy on the 1st encounter/date, make sure you get to know something about him, this could be having lengthy conversations on the phone. It is imperative that you have made an attempt to know something about him before spreading your legs like gossip. You don't want to be the talk of the town. Also your HPI check is crucial, if you fail that all that has proceeded is like a breast with no nipple, pointless.

If you're looking for a man to complete you, you've missed the whole point.


Friday 12 August 2011

Mummy, who's that maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan?

Well, well, well.  Hope I meet y'all in good health. I guess you're wondering, 'what's this man going to ramble on about now?'  Well, hey, let's get tucked in.

Yes, the title is, "Mummy, who's that maaaaaaaaaan?"

In my short life, I have dated women with kids and the things I have seen some do is shocking, more shocking than women who wear tights and try and pass them off as leggings. Yes I have clocked, it's YUCKIE.
One thing I think a lot of women seem to forget is that kids are not stupid, they are not.



The Don'ts When Dating A Man When You Have Kids.

Your children should not be in the house when you're letting a man stroke your cat, this is foul play and is a bookable offence. Many times in the past I have been at a woman's house and the child has almost burst in. It is foul play. Yes your kitty may be purring for some wood, but taking hood while your kids are around is no good.  Any man with any decency will not rate you.

Above is a scene from the film 'Baby Boy', if I were Tyrese, I would have killed the mofo. Have a look.

Secondly, it is highly frustrating when a man is just about to slip it in and then you have to leave to attend to your baby crying.  This is one thing some of us men talk about behind your backs...just giving you the heads up.
It's for this reason, I say women with kids should date men who have their own place.  Random men really shouldn't be all up in your house, especially when you have children.


He's Just A Link, Why Is He Meeting Your Kids?

As previously stated, kids aren't stupid, they really are not. Kids from the age of two can get attached and become familiar. If said dude is not your man, does he need to meet your kids?  If he is just knocking boots, do your kids need to become familiar with him? I am very good with kids and they seem to get attached to me.  I have had too many incidences in the past where girls I have exchanged bodily fluids with, have had their kids asking of me, to the point where they've called me to speak to them.  As much as I am cool with that, not every man is like me. I can see the excitement in the lil' boys' eyes when I play football with them or play fight with them.  I can see them yearning for that father figure. The last thing you want as a woman, is your child getting attached to a link.

I guess me being so OPEN, has got him being so CLOSE. It's going to hurt him when he doesn't see me around.


Nah It's Cool, I'll Drop Her At Sandra's.


*Exhales* Help us to respect you. Dropping your child at Sandra's, Lakeisha's, Andrea's so that you can tek body will not get you respected by a man. If you can drop your child at x y z at the drop of the hat to get sex, it will not put you in good light.  In having a child comes responsibility and sacrifices.
In my filthy years while raving in Birmingham, I met this girl on a Friday night.  Saturday afternoon she was at my hotel. I went down to the reception and lo and behold I saw a baby carrier next to her. I was like, "ermmmmmm...what the hell?  What's that?"  I was vex because I was thinking, 'man definitely ain't getting his head wet today.'  I was grumpy, I was angry, I was downtrodden, I felt betrayed.  Can you 'Imogen'? I now know how Giggs must have felt. So anyway, she makes her way upstairs to my hotel room like a lamb to the slaughter.  She puts the baby carrier by the door, jumps on the bed and we begin watching TV.  30 minutes of chilling goes by and then she asks me if I want a massage.  I thought to myself, 'Massage. Ermmmmmmmm...does this girl actually want to fark?  Does she want 'de ting'?  'Je nike'.'  So I dropped the top like a Ferrari on a hot summer's day.  Mans got segsee borrie u gets me. You know fine boy 1 pimple. Anyway, my girl starts massaging me and it was like 'go go gadget dick', my boy rose to attention, sprung out like Jack in the box.

Boing.

She had awoken the beast. "Egor h'is h'alive". Now, I for one second did not think this girl was going to have sex with me with her 5-month-old daughter here, my eyes were shut and then I felt a wet warm sensation on my hood, I looked up and my girl was backing me head. At the time this happened I was a durty dog (3 years ago), so I actually couldn't give two farts. Cut a long story short, we ended up having sex with her child in the room facing the wall.  Now this girl will expect a man to take her serious. Well not after you brought your daughter to a hotel room to meet a guy you met the night before. You can't chase dick when you have kids, like a girl with no bum and no breastisis it doesn't look good.


I can't, I just can't. I might as well touch myself but I only mass debate in group discussions.

I have had girls in the past tell me they will come to my house with their child, "the child can play in the front room all I have to do is give him/her some toys and he's cool". *covers eyes*.


I'm A Glamour Model And What.

Once again my plea is, help us to respect you. How can you teach your son to respect a woman when you as his mum have your tits and ass out of doors like an Avon catalogue. I implore you to read up on Sara Baartman. Her story will explain to you why women get exploited the way they do in Hip-Hop.  Her story is deep.  There is a reason why it only seems like it's 'black' music like Bashment, Hip-Hip so on and so forth where they find pleasure in degrading their women. Read up on her, it will enlighten you. I don't know what man in his right mind would want to date a woman who has kids and decides to parade her body for men to ogle over.  However, in saying that, there are some men who condone this bollocks. It's quite sad, as us men shouldn't advocate this, especially when a woman has a child.  My heart almost cried when I watched that UK Hip-Hop hunnies video and that girl was parading herself in front of her son.  It was embarrassing, but hey, each to their own I guess.

Well hey, each to their own.

May Baby Father Is A *beep beep*.
Constantly slating the father of your child on Twitter, Facebook, or to a potential partner is not a good look.  Just remember it was YOU that slept with this person that you're calling a wasteman.  No one coerced you, no one forced you.  No matter what sales pitch you give a guy, the father of your child is a perfect example of what kind of guy you go for or have gone for.  It speaks volumes.  If you can be slating the father of your child all over social mediums, then surely if you and I fall out, you can do the the same.  I'm OK thanks. I'll pass on this occasion. As much as the father of your child may be a cock head/wankstain. Slating him to a link or a potential partner is not a good look.  Also it makes you sound a tad bitter.  The best form of revenge is to show him you're in a better place than he left you. You cant say you're truly over someone until you have moved on from the place in which you were left. Bickering over him just shows he still has a hold on you.  And as a man, I don't want to know that the father of your child can affect our relationship.  I don't want to know that one minute you can be in a good mood and then the next in a foul one because of what he has said.

An excerpt from the film 'Baby Boy'.


So Dear.Rob, when would you say is the right time to introduce a man to my children?


Never!  No I'm only joking.  If this man is just going to be a fark buddy, a link, then he does not need to meet your children. I don't care if you're running late to pick them from school. Your kids don't need to see him. Kids are not stupid, hence the title... " Mummy, who's that maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan?"  As stated earlier, the last thing you want is your kids getting attached to a link and secondly, kids talk. If their father is still in their life, the last thing you want is for them telling the father of their child about all these different men in your life.  It's not a good look, not at all. If you are going to have sex, I implore you to go on the pill and even then use a condom.  The last thing you want is to fall pregnant for a guy who doesn't want to start a family with you. Having two kids with two different fathers may inadvertently blacklist you.  If and when a man is ready to commit to you, is when I believe he should be introduced to your kids, other than that, I don't feel there is any need.  You don't want your kids seeing different men in and out of your house.  And if your Kitty Kat is itching so much and you just need to tek body, can you please make sure he doesn't stay over. As much as you don't want to feel cheap, the last thing you want your kids doing is bumping into him while he is leaving the bathroom in his boxers.  Please, I beg you in the name of Iqbal, it's awkward for us guys and it's awkward for your child, I guess...if they are of age.

Your children do not need to be waking up to this.

In saying all of the above, when you have a child who is under the age of 1, if we want to be honest it's highly unlikely that they are going to know what is going on but its more for the man. I wouldn't want to know that the mother of my child is having sex while my child is in the house. So if you're capable of doing it now, then I guess if I give you a child and we aren't together you may do the same.

You've got to help us to help you, the way you conduct yourself around your child is a clear indication of how you will behave if I had a child with you. If this is how you are going to behave if we break up...I'm OK thanks. She can get out of my boat, I don't want to Noah.

A man has no right to label a woman who has two baby fathers as loose, especially when him and his brother have different dads, what does that make his mum? *drops mic*

*Picks it back up again*  Let me slip this is in quickly before closing, Why would you have a full blown conversation with a man when you've just picked up your child from school?  What is the meaning of this? Yes, it may be raining but that's not an excuse to have hood on your head.  Some of us men pay attention to this. This should be common sense but common sense ain't common.

Lyfe Jennings, She's Got Kids'... Have a listen. He couldn't have put it any better.

If you're looking for a man to complete you, you've missed the whole point.