Has Mr Luke Warm Got You Feeling Like Ms Justine Case?

Howdy partners, hope to meet you all in good health. Remember you are as limitless as your creator. 


Welcome to another edition of my blogs. The question is...

Has Mr Luke-Warm Got You Feeling Like Ms Justine Case?

So when the two of you met he was on fire like NBA JAM, he wasn’t a fan of Sean Paul but he kept the fire blazing but now he has turned into Mr Luke-Warm and now you’re thinking what the Raaas Kwame?

Here is one of the problems I have noticed: a lot of you ladies meet a guy and from the get go you say to yourself "This man is going to be my man, it is by force. It must happen, whether I have to cut some strands off his hair and go and meet Papa Legba, it will happen." Now subconsciously this unfortunately leaves some of you hanging around like the JME on Joseph's neck. Boy, you better know how to circumvent these situations. 


Let me show you how......

Why Does Mr Luke Warm Put Ms Justine Case On Layaway?

Boy meets girl, takes her number, she’s feeling the kid, no Gary Glitter. They go on a few dates, exchange salivary amylase, he comes round, kills the cat, No RSPCA. Then you reach stalemate.  He’s got you feeling like you’ve hit that glass ceiling, you can see what the potential is with the two of you but he just won’t give you access to it. It’s safe to say he won’t let you crack the code.

"Let me in you punk, let me in, erm hold on, what you doing in here ?". 

You know how fat kids like to have their cake and eat it too. In most cases this is what it is. A woman meets the right man but is left as a link because she met him at the wrong time. She may tick a lot of boxes like a drug dealer and look like some good food but if he isn’t ready to settle down, you're gonna be sitting on that shelf for a long time. Ask the Lox’s, they know how that feels.

Now there are two kinds of girls, the one mentioned above, she is wifey material, if he wasn't playing games and ready to settle down he would actually make her the one and bring her into the matrix but he is a freeman right now but because she is like 'look' backwards, he keeps her in his circle.

Then there is the other girl who is just fooling herself. She is used to getting chatted up by men of his calibre, she is used to getting Sheba stroked by men of such stature so she now has an appetency for those men and thinks that in-kind  they
 will want to settle down with her. I beg, please climb off your low donkey. You, my dear friend, are suffering from delusions of grandeur. Unfortunately as @enigmakelly was tweeting the other day most of us lads do have a grading system. So if you don’t make that grading system, you will never reach the accolade of wifey. So please enjoy your time in the Gm Vauxhall Conference.

You can have the awful truth or a beautiful lie. It is what it is.

As harsh as it seems, some of you ladies have guys who you would sleep with but never make hubby. Jada Pinkett is one of them. She knocked boots with Tupac but she knew who she Will make hubby, take note. It's crazy how the E.T's of this world are allowed to take the Lauren's of this world to London and knock them up. Well hey, she must have enjoyed his lollipop, forgot to put a rapper over the beat and now has to listen to him teaching her how to love.

Now some men will claim that they don’t want to make you wifey because they aren’t established yet. Now in some cases this may be true but in most cases it's just an excuse. All in all whatever spiel he reels off is just a tarted up form of dismissal. When a man finds a good thing, he holds unto it, unless he's sowing his royal oats and doesn't want a girl.

So Dear Rob, How Does One Avoid Being Put On Layaway? I’m Not a Pair Of Red Bottoms?

First things first, I keep saying it again and again, learn to give men things in rations. If you’re going to cook me 3 square meals a day, bring me lunch, polish the TV and me why should I make you wifey? Why would I go for a contract when I am getting all the perks as PAYG? It is asinine to assume that a man would (yes there are exceptions to the rule). You bra-wearers love to call men dogs, well then treat us like dogs. You don’t give a dog all the treats in one go do you? You give them to the dog in rations, you reward the dog for the good it has done.

Around my way and with the lads I know: if you’re not his girl after 3 months of sex in 9/10 cases you’re just going to be that Cuban link, that girl that gets strung along. It is what it is. Cook him a meal once or twice, show him what you’re working with and then pause. Tie your hair in a bun; suck the life out of him and then pause. Show him you have the potential to give him this day in day out; then let him know what he needs to do to get it day in day out. If after 3 months he is not sure about what he wants from you, fall back. Hold back on to the treats and let him know what the deal is. You’re the one that let him into your heart, so you can’t call the police to cardiac arrest him. 

Please , listen to the song. :)

If he has been investing time in you, after 90 days of sex, he should recognise what it is he wants from you. 3 months of coochie unlicensed is long enough. I've known of girls who have been left in limbo for a year. Is your head correct? So you allowed a guy to string you along for that long? Please take a bus to billingsgate market, pick up the wettest Tilapia you can find and slap your lips with it. As stated earlier, this tends to happen when you've made a pact with yourself that this dude has to be your man, so therefore you overlook the BS he throws your way and try to hang in there like a pair a testees.

Yes, I appreciate some men will whisper sweet nothings in your ear but if these sweet nothings are not materialising it is for you to pick up your baggies and get the hell up out of that beatch. Stop putting all your eggs in one basket, yes I said it. Stop putting all your eggs in one basket. Stop acting like an ovary. Remember the ovum has to be at the right place and the right time for conception to take place. One has to look through the fallopian tube, if it doesn’t look like this journey you are taking is going to fertilise, feel free to semen other than him. If a man is not going to make you his girl, he has no right to treat you like Tubal Ligation and tie you down.

So if you want to avoid being Ms Justine Case,

1)    Learn to give men things in rations.

2)     Don’t say to yourself at the beginning that this must work, he has to be my man. It tends to impair one's vision.

3)     Keep your options open, he isn't your man.

4)     After 3 months of stroking the cat, hold back some treats and let him know if he wants the goodies, we need a title up in this beatch.

5) Ultimately, you need to speak up and ask what the back foot is going on, yeah you may be on the big side of life but you can't just accept everything he dishes out to you ;) .

But hey, I'm just looking for that pretty young thing that I can show another part of me, so that I can rock her world and beat it good.


After saying all of the above; if you’re looking for a man to complete you, you've missed the whole point.